My friend said to me “I think the weather’s trippy.” And I said “No man, it’s not the weather that’s trippy. Perhaps it is the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy.” Then I thought, man, I should have just said “yeah”. — Mitch Hedberg (via sethwallin)

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I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something. — Mitch Hedberg

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Early Mitch Hedberg (1995)

Dave Chappelle on Sesame Street

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Dave Chappelle talks about smoking weed…

I miss this dude, pause.